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Stabbed Twice But Continues Handjob Until Police Arrive!!

IF WE ARE TO BELIEVE the statistics, most men think about sex every single day (well 54% anyway), which is not quite as bad as the urban legend (ie. that men think about sex every 7 seconds) but it’s still quite a frequency no matter which way you slice it. We’re also quite active on the masturbation front as well apparently; over 90% of men masturbate regularly.These statistics pale into insignificance however when compared to the story I’m about to impart to you, because even those numbers can’t explain the behaviour of a certain Aussie male.

Down in Brisbane, Australia a woman was just up in court for stabbing a male friend of hers twice because he was masturbating “too much” and everywhere all over the house. She was worried about the impact of this behaviour on her daughter and after repeatedly warning the friend about his wayward pleasuring she just flipped out upon seeing him ’spanking the monkey’ in the bathroom (while she was trying to bathe her daughter), grabbed a kitchen knife and proceeded to stab him twice in the shoulder.

Now at this point you’d be expecting the lad to drop everything – so to speak – and take care of the odd stab wound or two, but you would be wrong.

Having been stabbed twice the ‘victim’ stopped his five knuckle shuffle for just long enough to put a pair of shorts on, flee outside to the woman’s garage and then continue his pleasuring right up until the time the cops arrived to see what the hell was going on. They eventually dragged him off to hospital to get his wounds seen to and charged the woman with various offences.

Anyone care to guess the reason for his odd behaviour?

It seems the gob-shite had taken some amphetamines before having a shower and then getting some ‘uncontrollable’ urges to pleasure himself. He was high as a kite on the stuff and not even a few stab wounds could distract him from the task at hand (or rather in his hand!). I’m guessing you could call this a kind of addictive behaviour – either for the drugs or the pleasuring. Still, given the amount of help out there for addictive behaviour I’m sure he can find some assistance for his “little problem”.

Back to the case down in Brisbane; the Judge sentenced the woman to 9 months in prison for “unlawful wounding” and “wilful damage”, which he then paroled her from immediately – so no time served due to the extreme provocation she faced before ‘flipping out’ and stabbing the victim.

So now I’m left with one question….

Why the hell didn’t she cut his dick off with the knife instead of just stabbing him in the shoulder ?!?!?

122 replies on “Stabbed Twice But Continues Handjob Until Police Arrive!!”

I suppose only males can understand male behaviour with respect to that. Anyhows, I was showing my kids how to get images from the net, typed in “mee soto” if they wanted to search for mee soto pics, and suddenly in one of them, was a man giving a bl*wj*b. What the fuck. I dismissed it when one of the kids pointed it out and managed to close the screen on time. Now you tell me, what part of mee soto means bl*wj*b?

ermm.. this news is very weird alrite..
guess nothing and no one can explain the behavious of that Aussie lad..
gee still spanking after all the stabbing!!!?? Sheesh..

Sak ah, kecoh sak dah kena tikam masih nak spanking haha. Maybe pleasure taste better than pain hehe. Freek, guys understand better guys behaviour? Hhmmm, Katak u better reply to tat hehe.. 😉

As for the mee soto, maybe becoz its slurping-ly nice to slurp the soup i guess ;-).

Katak as for yr last sentence, i guess i know wats in ur mind lol. Guys knows better haha..

Woah, Freek. Shd be careful about that… Would be safer to test a search first nowadays before showing it to kids. We’ve read abt that teacher brought to court because of accidentally exposing the kids to pr0n, yah?

Abt the article, can’t say I’m surprised, especially since the guy is on drugs. Oh well. Next story! 😛

trust me.. when a man is high on drugs.. and horny.. its not a good combination.. nothing will stop their horny-ness till they get it.. plus.. its not a question of why didnt she cut his penis off in the first place, thats obvious.. He is still her partner.. sexually, she wouldnt be satisfied later on.. the question is moreof why didnt she ditch the guy and tell him to move out in the first plce..

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