Taken from a local forum. Very hilarious.

What is your Japanese name?

Take each letter of your name and substitute it with the Japanese sound to the right of the letter. Names might be kinda long.

A- ka * B- tu * C- mi * D- te * E- ku * F- lu * G- ji

H- ri * I- ki * J- zu * K- me * L- ta * M- rin * N- to

O-mo * P- no * Q- ke * R- shi * S- ari * T-chi

U- do * V- ru * W-mei * X-na * Y- fu * Z- zi

Oh and you thought that a pillion’s job is just to sit and enjoy the ride ?

Think again !!