Love One

30 things that women should know about men

I stumbled across this great article which actually is astoundingly accurate and hence decided to publish it across for the benefit of all.

They actually have a 30 things that men should know about women, but then.. should I publish it as well or not eh ? Hmmm…

  1. We’re not as perverted as you think we all are. This despite the tons of p0rns that we used to watch and the time spent in the loo… du di du…
  2. No matter what YOU say, your ex-boyfriend IS a LOSER. The ego factor in us will never stoop that low to think highly of your ex. 🙂
  3. We like you to give us hugs and kisses sometimes too. I think most women tend to overlook this small factor while they expect us guys to do it towards them. It works both ways..
  4. Don’t argue with us when we call you beautiful. It irks us so much that we might think twice. Hehe.
  5. Don’t treat us like crap, what goes around comes around.
  6. We know you’re pretty, that’s one of the reason’s we’re going out with you. This is true for most of us. But like I told wifey, beauty here lies in two categories, inner and outer beauty, with the latter having the tendency to fade as time passed by.
  7. Don’t go into detail about your period. It scares us. Give us porn please but no, spare us the ‘gory’ details.
  8. If you have cramps and we ask you what’s wrong, just tell us it’s that time of the month and nothing more. Again, its due to the reason specified at Number 7
  9. If you really liked us for us, you would let us think that our mustache, beard, or sideburns looked cool (even if they don’t).
  10. We never shave our legs. So get over it.
  11. NEVER ask us if you can put makeup on us. It’s just wrong….. unless that’s what we want. Hehehe…
  12. Don’t make bets about us, because one of your friends will tell us, if you don’t.
  13. When we tell you that you’re not fat, believe us.
  14. We absolutely do not care about the Backstreet Boys, *NSYNC, 98 Degrees, or what any other guy looks like for that matter.
  15. We may not be able to pee accurately all of the time, but at least we can stand up and go pee.
  16. Just cause you think you’re always right, doesn’t mean that you don’t have to apologize when you do something “wrong.” Again, this is a crucial factor that is vital in any relationship.
  17. You expect us to say and do sweet things for you, but it would be nice if you did the same every once in a while. We like to know that you love us. My wife score points this way.
  18. We can’t always be spontaneous, so try to help us make the plans sometimes. Please remember that.
  19. Don’t ask us to beat up another guy for you, cause you might get what you wish for.
  20. Never kick us in the balls “just to see what we would say“. That’s just mean.
  21. Never pretend like you are going to break up with us and laugh when we believe you.
  22. Pamela Anderson’s boobs aren’t fake anymore, but we like yours better anyway.
  23. Size doesn’t matter, except to idiots who don’t want a relationship.
  24. PMS is not an excuse.
  25. If you want us to put the seat down when we’re done, you should put it up when you’re done. I should have placed this in CAPS too 🙂
  26. Don’t tell us how cute your ex-boyfriend was. That doesn’t turn us on.
  27. And always remember: The way to a guys heart is through his stomach….. and maybe….. oh nevermind.
  28. NEVER ask us to kiss other guys. You might be that comfy with your friends, but to us it’s just wrong. VERY WRONG
  29. We always notice how funny it is after you rip out our heart, stick it down our throat and still want to be friends.
  30. And last but not least: We know you’re not always right, but we’ll pretend like you are anyway.

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