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Future Dad-in-law

I thank God that my future dad-in-law is not similar to Robert DeNiro’s portrayal in Meet the Parents

Application To Date My Daughter

NOTE: This application will be incomplete and rejected unless
accompanied by a complete financial statement job history, lineage, and current medical report from your doctor.

1. NAME _______ DATE OF BIRTH __________

2. HEIGHT ______ WEIGHT _____ I.Q _______ G.P.A.______

3. SOCIAL SECURITY # _________ DRIVERS LICENSE # ________

4. NS RANK__________

5. HOME ADDRESS ______________

6. Do you have one MALE and one FEMALE parent?______ If No., EXPLAIN ______

7. Number of years your parents have been married ______

8. Do you own a van? ______ A truck with oversized tires? ______

Do you have an earring, nose ring, or belly button ring? A ________
(If “yes” to any of #8, discontinue application and leave my daughter alone )

9. In 50 words or less, what does “LATE” mean to you?___________

10. In 50 words or lest, what does “DON’T TOUCH MY DAUGHTER” mean to you? ______

11. In 50 words or less, what does ”ABSTINENCE” mean to you? _____________

12. Mosque you attend ___________ How often do you attend _____________

13. When would be the best time to interview your father, mother and priest/imam/minister? _________

14. Answer by filling in the blank: please answer freely. ALL answers are confidential (That means I won’t tell anyone-ever-I promise.)
a) If I were shot the last place on my body I would want wounded is ____________
b) If I were beaten, the last bone I would want broken is my ________________
c) A woman’s place is in the ____________________
d) The one thing I hope this application does not ask me about is _______________
e) When I first meet a girl, the first thing I notice about her is _________
15. What do you want to be IF you grow up? ________________

I SWEAR THAT ALL INFORMATION SUPPLIED ABOVE IS TRUE AND CORRECT TO THE BEST OF MY KNOWLEDGE UNDER PENALTY OF DEATH, DISMEMBERMENT, NATIVE SINGAPOREAN AND TORTURE, ELECTROCUTION, & CHINESE WATER TORTURE .

___________________________
Signature (That means your name, moron)

Thank you for your interest Please allow four to six YEARS for processing. You will be notified in writing you are approved.
Please do not try to call or write (since you probably can’t and it would cause you injury.)
If your application is rejected, you will be notified by two gentlemen wearing white ties and carrying violin cases (You might want to watch your back).

2 replies on “Future Dad-in-law”

nasib baik B tak kena mcm ni..

maybe i’ll get B to come up with such a form for our princess in the future, when she’s in the dating age..

hehe.. idea idea!

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