When the Tiny One appeared in my life, I kind of expected that there will absolutely be tales of (mis) adventure coming straight into my path. Never would I expect to have these incidents happening within the first 2 weeks 🙂
So let’s summarise. If you are a dick-head who can’t drive, has the reactions of a drunken amoeba or you drive a car without the capability to stop in 0.001 seconds flat, when it’s raining please dont:
1) Tailgate, it’s not big and it’s not smart and no it doesn’t make you look grown-up.
2) Flirt with your passenger to the point where you no longer look at the fucking road
3) Apply makeup/lipstick/brush your hair/shave.
4) Any combination of the above.
And why do I have a feeling that I will encounter more dick-heads in my life ?