One pupil told me earlier this morning that he’d found a cat, but it was dead.

“How do you know that the cat was dead?” I asked him.

Because I pissed in its ear and it didn’t move,”answered the child innocently.

“You did WHAT???” I exclaimed in total shock.

“You know,” explained the boy, “I leaned over and went ‘Pssst!’ and it didn’t move.”

Kids. They definitely say the darnedest things.

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One can make us angry.. and the next moment, another one makes us laugh.

Wonder what our kid would be like, aye, Dy?

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