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Rollercoaster

Cannot graduate because you have hooligans cheering you

Here is a pretty much fucked up way of mishandling by the management.

It seems that five high school students in the Illinois town of Galesburg were denied their diplomas after graduating because enthusiastic friends and family members cheered for them during commencement.

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Rollercoaster

Legislation regarding bicycles on Singapore roads

Points to note:

1) Front AND Rear lights are mandatory in the dark.
2) Helmets are optional (unless bike has a motor).
3) Cyclists are allowed to ride 2 abreast (but no more).
4) Cyclists are allowed on the road, but must keep to the left and out of the way of faster traffic.
5) Cyclists cannot use the road if there is a dedicated cycle path along the same route.

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Love One

first year wedding anniversary

Every one of us wants to make their anniversary special and unforgettable. Every wedding anniversary has a unique meaning that is reciprocated in the anniversary gifts that are given. And these wedding anniversary meanings add a beauty to one’s relationship.

Who would have thought that I would be celebrating my first year wedding anniversary with my wife in KK ? 🙂

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Love One

The one about the get well soon

Dear wifey,

Last night was the first night that I slept alone after marriage. The moment I close the door, there was a sense of emptiness that engulfed me.

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Rollercoaster

the one about the surprised admission

I can’t bear to see tears rolling down your eyes last night.

Damn that incompetent junior doctor who treated you like some kind of lab rat. Anger rising up on me, I went out to find that guy, only to be told by the staff nurse told that the Doctor (House Officer) is OFF DUTY already.

Hope you will be discharge soon.

Dear all, please pray for my wife safety. And the other one.

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Rollercoaster

Shopping Trolleys in NTUC

Shopping Trolleys in NTUC is a really brain-dead idea.

Why? Because:

1. There’s hardly enough room to carry a basket in NTUC to start with.

2. Many people believe that the trolley is also for the purpose of wheeling around the entire mall, area, MRT (I bet at least someone attempted to take one on the MRT), etc.

3. 90-95% of people turn into obnoxious bastards in supermarkets and decide to chat on their phone whilst blocking an entire isle.

4. 90-95% of people lose their motor skills when shopping in a supermarket and ram the frickin’ thing into other shoppers, isles, staff, etc.

5. People who buy just a loaf of bread and stick their kid in the trolley!!. Need I say more? *pfft*

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Rollercoaster

My tribute to the 30 year old Star Wars franchise

darth vader

I am surely going to get a wallop from the Jedi Yoda when I reach home later for ridiculing the saga 🙂