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Rollercoaster

Man Beats Peacock to Death Because He Thought it was a Vampire

According to witnesses, he grabbed the helpless bird by its neck, threw it to the ground, and stomped and kicked it repeatedly.He yelled, “I’m killing a vampire!” and ripped off his shirt during the attack, witnesses said. The mortally injured peacock had to be put down.

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This had me laughing pretty hard for a good while.

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IT Corner

Virus Makes PC Talk, Laugh at You, While Erasing Hard Drive

If while surfing the Internet and suddenly your computer starts talking to you and tells you that you are infected and your files have been deleted, disconnect your Internet connection immediately.

It’s no joke, you have just been infected by the BotVoice.A Trojan.

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Rollercoaster

Giant microwave turns plastic back to oil

A US company is taking plastics recycling to another level – turning them back into the oil they were made from, and gas.

As the material is zapped at the appropriate wavelength, part of the hydrocarbons that make up the plastic and rubber in the material are broken down into diesel oil and combustible gas.

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If this idea is successful (which is probably unless a viability problem occurs), its going to take recycling to a whole new level! Although, if I still remember correctly, you can never have 100% efficiency in energy conversion.

Of course, now the poor/destitute will be looking in the trash for aluminum cans AND plastic bottles.

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Love One

Why Relationships Are Screwed Up

Metaphorically speaking, before I get involved in any relationship, I am sitting under this beautiful tree with tasty fruits, enjoying the sun and whatever I am doing. I’m at peace with the world.

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Then along comes someone who tantalises and attracts you and so you run after them so they can sit under the tree with you. But then as you start running, you get caught up in the chase and forget about your beautiful tree.

As they lead you into dark alleys and unfamiliar and strange places, you no longer want to be there but yet you’re unsure about how to get back and since you have come this far you keep going in the hope things will get better.

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And then things come to a head where you lose them. Slowly you recover and find your way back to the tree, but then the cycle repeat. Was it worth it? 🙂

It’s amazing to me how much the biology is so influential in why this cycle repeats (and why we feel the desire to be with someone).

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Rollercoaster

Transformers: More than meets the eye

There are two ways to review this movie. The right way is to look at it objectively, examining how the film is put together and picking apart the script by pointing out the gaping logical gaps present in it.

I’ll be reviewing the film the wrong way, as a man who was once a little boy crying because Optimus Prime was dead. Now whatever is left of that kid inside me has had a wakeup call. The movie he’s been waiting twenty years to see is finally here; Optimus Prime is back from the grave !!!

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Rollercoaster

Nintendo Wii: thoughts on the name one year later

It has been more than a year since Nintendo announced the name of their console, Wii.

Nintendo has mentioned that consumers will warm up to the name. But how many of us actually like the name Wii? The name “Wii” doesn’t immediately bring to mind a gaming console.

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Rollercoaster

Stabbed Twice But Continues Handjob Until Police Arrive!!

IF WE ARE TO BELIEVE the statistics, most men think about sex every single day (well 54% anyway), which is not quite as bad as the urban legend (ie. that men think about sex every 7 seconds) but it’s still quite a frequency no matter which way you slice it. We’re also quite active on the masturbation front as well apparently; over 90% of men masturbate regularly.These statistics pale into insignificance however when compared to the story I’m about to impart to you, because even those numbers can’t explain the behaviour of a certain Aussie male.

Down in Brisbane, Australia a woman was just up in court for stabbing a male friend of hers twice because he was masturbating “too much” and everywhere all over the house. She was worried about the impact of this behaviour on her daughter and after repeatedly warning the friend about his wayward pleasuring she just flipped out upon seeing him ’spanking the monkey’ in the bathroom (while she was trying to bathe her daughter), grabbed a kitchen knife and proceeded to stab him twice in the shoulder.

Now at this point you’d be expecting the lad to drop everything – so to speak – and take care of the odd stab wound or two, but you would be wrong.

Having been stabbed twice the ‘victim’ stopped his five knuckle shuffle for just long enough to put a pair of shorts on, flee outside to the woman’s garage and then continue his pleasuring right up until the time the cops arrived to see what the hell was going on. They eventually dragged him off to hospital to get his wounds seen to and charged the woman with various offences.

Anyone care to guess the reason for his odd behaviour?