Received a call a few minutes ago with a user trying to buy a new monitor using her department fund.
Customer: “Does this monitor come with the latest version of the Internet?”
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Image-based Spam
Have you noticed more spam in your inbox lately? You’re not alone.
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1 month anniversary
Dinda,
Sudah lebih dari sebulan kami bernikah namun sukar untuk diuntaikan mutiara kalam bagi memancarkan isi hati dan perasaan kanda kepada dinda.
Cinta adalah keabadian.. dan kenangan adalah hal terindah yang pernah dimiliki. Kanda sangat berterima kasih kepada dinda kerana telah banyak memberi kenangan manis yang tak pernah kanda kecapi sepanjang 5 tahun kami bersama.
Apa yang telah kanda cintai selama ini laksana seorang anak yang tak henti-hentinya aku mencintai… Dan, apa yang kanda cintai kini akan kanda cintai sampai akhir hidup kanda.
Kerana cinta ialah semua yang dapat kanda capai… dan tak ada yang akan mencabut diri kanda daripada dinda.
Terima Kasih kerana sudi menerima kanda sebagai teman sehidup dan semati dinda.
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Pure Indian Technical Dumbass Support
In late 2005, I called a large computer software/hardware chain notorious for their lack of service and asked them if they had any copies of Windows XP Service Pack 2 in stock. The following is the actual conversation between him and me.
Salesman: “(with the slang) No, that hasn’t been invented yet.”
Me: “What? I have a copy of Windows XP SP2 in my hand.”
Salesman: “NO, that hasn’t been invented yet.”
Me: (very slowly) “I H-A-V-E A C-O-P-Y I-N M-Y H-A-N-D R-I-G-H-T N-O-W.”
Salesman: “That can’t be. It hasn’t been invented yet.”
I hung up and called a smaller dealer. They were more than happy to put a copy aside for me.
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Superman is BACK with a BANG!!
It is almost 17 years since the last Superman was shown on cinemas. Personally, I felt that Superman 1 and Superman 2 is better and stayed faithfully aligned with the comic books of Superman.
If only she knew how much I adore her.
If only she knew how much I hanker to be beside her.
If only she knew how much my heart pine for her.
Suhainis Bte Samsi, I love you.
To all the teachers and students out there, welcome back to another term in school.
To all those who went on holidays, welcome back to work.
Of course, this meant that the customers are back in full force.
List of common issues faced by us after our customers came back from leave/holidays:
1) “Help! I can’t login into Windows. What did YOU do to my account?”
2) “My PC can’t boot up. Did YOU come down during the weekend and do anything to my computer?
3) “My printer is spoilt. It refuses to print despite me sending multiple printjobs to 62534 printers in the network. Is the network down? ”
4) “My monitor is showing no display. Don’t ask me what to do, just get your man to come down here!” *click*
5) “I called a few times last night and this morning at (1,2,3,4 or 5) am. Didn’t you receive my urgent call to get someone to come here immediately? Let me speak to your manager!”